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One dollar and
eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was
in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by
bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher
until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of
parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della
counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next
day would be Christmas. There was clearly nothing to do but
flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did
it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made
up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles
predominating. While the mistress of the home is gradually
subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look at
the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not
exactly beggar description, but it certainly had that word
on the lookout for the mendicancy squad. In the vestibule
below was a letter-box into which no letter would go, and an
electric button from which no mortal finger could coax a
ring. Also appertaining thereunto was a card bearing the
name "Mr. James Dillingham Young." The "Dillingham" had been
flung to the breeze during a former period of prosperity
when its possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when
the income was shrunk to $20, though, they were thinking
seriously of contracting to a modest and unassuming D. But
whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and reached
his flat above he was called "Jim" and greatly hugged by
Mrs. James Dillingham Young, already introduced to you as
Della. Which is all very good.
Della
finished her cry and attended to her cheeks with the powder
rag. She stood by the window and looked out dully at a gray
cat walking a gray fence in a gray backyard. Tomorrow would
be Christmas Day, and she had only $1.87 with which to buy
Jim a present. She had been saving every penny she could for
months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn't go
far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated. They
always are. Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her Jim.
Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something nice
for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something
just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being
owned by Jim. There was a pier-glass between the windows of
the room. Perhaps you have seen a pier-glass in an $8 flat.
A very thin and very agile person may, by observing his
reflection in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips,
obtain a fairly accurate conception of his looks. Della,
being slender, had mastered the art. Suddenly she whirled
from the window and stood before the glass. her eyes were
shining brilliantly, but her face had lost its color within
twenty seconds. Rapidly she pulled down her hair and let it
fall to its full length. Now, there were two possessions of
the James Dillingham Youngs in which they both took a mighty
pride. One was Jim's gold watch that had been his father's
and his grandfather's. The other was Della's hair. Had the
queen of Sheba lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della
would have let her hair hang out the window some day to dry
just to depreciate Her Majesty's jewels and gifts. Had King
Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures piled up in
the basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time
he passed, just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.
So now
Della's beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining
like a cascade of brown waters. It reached below her knee
and made itself almost a garment for her. And then she did
it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered for a
minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the
worn red carpet. On went her old brown jacket; on went her
old brown hat. With a whirl of skirts and with the brilliant
sparkle still in her eyes, she fluttered out the door and
down the stairs to the street. Where she stopped the sign
read: "Mme. Sofronie. Hair Goods of
All Kinds." One flight up Della ran, and collected herself,
panting. Madame, large, too white, chilly, hardly looked the
"Sofronie." "Will you buy my hair?" asked Della. "I buy
hair," said Madame. "Take your hat off and let's have a
sight at the looks of it." Down rippled the brown cascade.
"Twenty dollars," said Madame, lifting the mass with a
practiced hand. "Give it to me quick," said Della. Oh, and
the next two hours tripped by on rosy wings. Forget the
hashed metaphor. She was ransacking the stores for Jim's
present. She found it at last. It surely had been made for
Jim and no one else. There was no other like it in any of
the stores, and she had turned all of them inside out. It
was a platinum fob chain simple and chaste in design,
properly proclaiming its value by substance alone and not by
meretricious ornamentation--as all good things should do. It
was even worthy of The Watch. As soon as she saw it she knew
that it must be Jim's. It was like him. Quietness and
value--the description applied to both. Twenty-one dollars
they took from her for it, and she hurried home with the 87
cents. With that chain on his watch Jim might be properly
anxious about the time in any company. Grand as the watch
was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on account of the
old leather strap that he used in place of a chain.
When Della
reached home her intoxication gave way a little to prudence
and reason. She got out her curling irons and lighted the
gas and went to work repairing the ravages made by
generosity added to love. Which is always a tremendous task,
dear friends--a mammoth task. Within forty minutes her head
was covered with tiny, close-lying curls that made her look
wonderfully like a truant schoolboy. She looked at her
reflection in the mirror long, carefully, and critically.
"If Jim doesn't kill me," she said to herself, "before he
takes a second look at me, he'll say I look like a Coney
Island chorus girl. But what could I do--oh! what could I do
with a dollar and eighty- seven cents?" At 7 o'clock the
coffee was made and the frying-pan was on the back of the
stove hot and ready to cook the chops. Jim was never late.
Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on the
corner of the table near the door that he always entered.
Then she heard his step on the stair away down on the first
flight, and she turned white for just a moment. She had a
habit for saying little silent prayer about the simplest
everyday things, and now she whispered: "Please God, make
him think I am still pretty." The door opened and Jim
stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and very serious.
Poor fellow, he was only twenty-two
and to be burdened with a family! He needed a new overcoat
and he was without gloves. Jim stopped inside the door, as
immovable as a setter at the scent of quail. His eyes were
fixed upon Della, and there was an expression in them that
she could not read, and it terrified her. It was not anger,
nor surprise, nor disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the
sentiments that she had been prepared for. He simply stared
at her fixedly with that peculiar expression on his face.
Della wriggled off the table and went for him. "Jim,
darling," she cried, "don't look at me that way. I had my
hair cut off and sold because I couldn't have lived through
Christmas without giving you a present. It'll grow out
again--you won't mind, will you? I just had to do it. My
hair grows awfully fast. Say `Merry Christmas!' Jim, and
let's be happy. You don't know what a nice-- what a
beautiful, nice gift I've got for you."
"You've cut
off your hair?" asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not
arrived at that patent fact yet even after the hardest
mental labor. "Cut it off and sold it," said Della. "Don't
you like me just as well, anyhow? I'm me without my hair,
ain't I?" Jim looked about the room curiously. "You say your
hair is gone?" he said, with an air almost of idiocy. "You
needn't look for it," said Della. "It's sold, I tell
you--sold and gone, too. It's Christmas Eve, boy. Be good to
me, for it went for you. Maybe the hairs of my head were
numbered," she went on with sudden serious sweetness, "but
nobody could ever count my love for you. Shall I put the
chops on, Jim?" Out of his trance Jim seemed quickly to
wake. He enfolded his Della. For ten seconds let us regard
with discreet scrutiny some inconsequential object in the
other direction. Eight dollars a week or a million a
year--what is the difference? A mathematician or a wit would
give you the wrong answer. The magi brought valuable gifts,
but that was not among them. This dark assertion will be
illuminated later on. Jim drew a package from his overcoat
pocket and threw it upon the table. "Don't make any mistake,
Dell," he said, "about me. I don't think there's anything in
the way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could make
me like my girl any less. But if you'll unwrap that package
you may see why you had me going a while at first." White
fingers and nimble tore at the string and paper. And then an
ecstatic scream of joy; and then, alas! a quick feminine
change to hysterical tears and wails, necessitating the
immediate employment of all the comforting powers of the
lord of the flat. For there lay The Combs--the set of combs,
side and back, that Della had worshipped long in a Broadway
window. Beautiful combs, pure tortoise shell, with jeweled
rims--just the shade to wear in the beautiful vanished hair.
They were expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had
simply craved and yearned over them without the least hope
of possession. And now, they were hers, but the tresses that
should have adorned the coveted adornments were gone.
But she
hugged them to her bosom, and at length she was able to look
up with dim eyes and a smile and say: "My hair grows so
fast, Jim!" And them Della leaped up like a little singed
cat and cried, "Oh, oh!" Jim had not yet seen his beautiful
present. She held it out to him eagerly upon her open palm.
The dull precious metal seemed to flash with a reflection of
her bright and ardent spirit. "Isn't it a dandy, Jim? I
hunted all over town to find it. You'll have to look at the
time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want
to see how it looks on it." Instead of obeying, Jim tumbled
down on the couch and put his hands under the back of his
head and smiled. "Dell," said he, "let's put our Christmas
presents away and keep 'em a while. They're too nice to use
just at present. I sold the watch to get the money to buy
your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on." The magi,
as you know, were wise men--wonderfully wise men--who
brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the
art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts
were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of
exchange in case of duplication. And here I have lamely
related to you the uneventful chronicle of two foolish
children in a flat who most unwisely sacrificed for each
other the greatest treasures of their house. But in a last
word to the wise of these days let it be said that of all
who give gifts these two were the wisest. O all who give and
receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are
wisest. They are the magi.
One dollar
and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it
was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by
bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher
until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of
parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della
counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next
day would be Christmas. There was clearly nothing to do but
flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did
it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made
up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles
predominating. While the mistress of the home is gradually
subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look at
the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not
exactly beggar description, but it certainly had that word
on the lookout for the mendicancy squad. In the vestibule
below was a letter-box into which no letter would go, and an
electric button from which no mortal finger could coax a
ring. Also appertaining thereunto was a card bearing the
name "Mr. James Dillingham Young." The "Dillingham" had been
flung to the breeze during a former period of prosperity
when its possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when
the income was shrunk to $20, though, they were thinking
seriously of contracting to a modest and unassuming D. But
whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and reached
his flat above he was called "Jim" and greatly hugged by
Mrs. James Dillingham Young, already introduced to you as
Della. Which is all very good.
Della
finished her cry and attended to her cheeks with the powder
rag. She stood by the window and looked out dully at a gray
cat walking a gray fence in a gray backyard. Tomorrow would
be Christmas Day, and she had only $1.87 with which to buy
Jim a present. She had been saving every penny she could for
months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn't go
far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated. They
always are. Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her Jim.
Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something nice
for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something
just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being
owned by Jim. There was a pier-glass between the windows of
the room. Perhaps you have seen a pier-glass in an $8 flat.
A very thin and very agile person may, by observing his
reflection in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips,
obtain a fairly accurate conception of his looks. Della,
being slender, had mastered the art. Suddenly she whirled
from the window and stood before the glass. her eyes were
shining brilliantly, but her face had lost its color within
twenty seconds. Rapidly she pulled down her hair and let it
fall to its full length. Now, there were two possessions of
the James Dillingham Youngs in which they both took a mighty
pride. One was Jim's gold watch that had been his father's
and his grandfather's. The other was Della's hair. Had the
queen of Sheba lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della
would have let her hair hang out the window some day to dry
just to depreciate Her Majesty's jewels and gifts. Had King
Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures piled up in
the basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time
he passed, just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.
So now
Della's beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining
like a cascade of brown waters. It reached below her knee
and made itself almost a garment for her. And then she did
it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered for a
minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the
worn red carpet. On went her old brown jacket; on went her
old brown hat. With a whirl of skirts and with the brilliant
sparkle still in her eyes, she fluttered out the door and
down the stairs to the street. Where she stopped the sign
read: "Mne. Sofronie. Hair Goods of All Kinds." One flight
up Della ran, and collected herself, panting. Madame, large,
too white, chilly, hardly looked the "Sofronie." "Will you
buy my hair?" asked Della. "I buy hair," said Madame. "Take
yer hat off and let's have a sight at the looks of it." Down
rippled the brown cascade. "Twenty dollars," said Madame,
lifting the mass with a practised hand. "Give it to me
quick," said Della. Oh, and the next two hours tripped by on
rosy wings. Forget the hashed metaphor. She was ransacking
the stores for Jim's present. She found it at last. It
surely had been made for Jim and no one else. There was no
other like it in any of the stores, and she had turned all
of them inside out. It was a platinum fob chain simple and
chaste in design, properly proclaiming its value by
substance alone and not by meretricious ornamentation--as
all good things should do. It was even worthy of The Watch.
As soon as she saw it she knew that it must be Jim's. It was
like him. Quietness and value--the description applied to
both. Twenty-one dollars they took from her for it, and she
hurried home with the 87 cents. With that chain on his watch
Jim might be properly anxious about the time in any company.
Grand as the watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly
on account of the old leather strap that he used in place of
a chain.
When Della
reached home her intoxication gave way a little to prudence
and reason. She got out her curling irons and lighted the
gas and went to work repairing the ravages made by
generosity added to love. Which is always a tremendous task,
dear friends--a mammoth task. Within forty minutes her head
was covered with tiny, close-lying curls that made her look
wonderfully like a truant schoolboy. She looked at her
reflection in the mirror long, carefully, and critically.
"If Jim doesn't kill me," she said to herself, "before he
takes a second look at me, he'll say I look like a Coney
Island chorus girl. But what could I do--oh! what could I do
with a dollar and eighty- seven cents?" At 7 o'clock the
coffee was made and the frying-pan was on the back of the
stove hot and ready to cook the chops. Jim was never late.
Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on the
corner of the table near the door that he always entered.
Then she heard his step on the stair away down on the first
flight, and she turned white for just a moment. She had a
habit for saying little silent prayer about the simplest
everyday things, and now she whispered: "Please God, make
him think I am still pretty." The door opened and Jim
stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and very serious.
Poor fellow, he was only twenty-two--and to be burdened with
a family! He needed a new overcoat and he was without
gloves. Jim stopped inside the door, as immovable as a
setter at the scent of quail. His eyes were fixed upon
Della, and there was an expression in them that she could
not read, and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor
surprise, nor disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the
sentiments that she had been prepared for. He simply stared
at her fixedly with that peculiar expression on his face.
Della wriggled off the table and went for him.
"Jim,
darling," she cried, "don't look at me that way. I had my
hair cut off and sold because I couldn't have lived through
Christmas without giving you a present. It'll grow out
again--you won't mind, will you? I just had to do it. My
hair grows awfully fast. Say `Merry Christmas!' Jim, and
let's be happy. You don't know what a nice-- what a
beautiful, nice gift I've got for you." "You've cut off your
hair?" asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not arrived at
that patent fact yet even after the hardest mental labor.
"Cut it off and sold it," said Della. "Don't you like me
just as well, anyhow? I'm me without my hair, ain't I?" Jim
looked about the room curiously. "You say your hair is
gone?" he said, with an air almost of idiocy. "You needn't
look for it," said Della. "It's sold, I tell you--sold and
gone, too. It's Christmas Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it
went for you. Maybe the hairs of my head were numbered," she
went on with sudden serious sweetness, "but nobody could
ever count my love for you. Shall I put the chops on, Jim?"
Out of his
trance Jim seemed quickly to wake. He enfolded his Della.
For ten seconds let us regard with discreet scrutiny some
inconsequential object in the other direction. Eight dollars
a week or a million a year--what is the difference? A
mathematician or a wit would give you the wrong answer. The
magi brought valuable gifts, but that was not among them.
This dark assertion will be illuminated later on. Jim drew a
package from his overcoat pocket and threw it upon the
table. "Don't make any mistake, Dell," he said, "about me. I
don't think there's anything in the way of a haircut or a
shave or a shampoo that could make me like my girl any less.
But if you'll unwrap that package you may see why you had me
going a while at first." White fingers and nimble tore at
the string and paper. And then an ecstatic scream of joy;
and then, alas! a quick feminine change to hysterical tears
and wails, necessitating the immediate employment of all the
comforting powers of the lord of the flat.
For there
lay The Combs--the set of combs, side and back, that Della
had worshipped long in a Broadway window. Beautiful combs,
pure tortoise shell, with jeweled rims--just the shade to
wear in the beautiful vanished hair. They were expensive
combs, she knew, and her heart had simply craved and yearned
over them without the least hope of possession. And now,
they were hers, but the tresses that should have adorned the
coveted adornments were gone. But she hugged them to her
bosom, and at length she was able to look up with dim eyes
and a smile and say: "My hair grows so fast, Jim!"
And them Della leaped up like a
little singed cat and cried, "Oh, oh!" Jim
had not yet seen his beautiful present. She held it out to
him eagerly upon her open palm. The dull precious metal
seemed to flash with a reflection of her bright and ardent
spirit. "Isn't it a dandy, Jim? I hunted all over town to
find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a
day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on
it."
Instead of
obeying, Jim tumbled down on the couch and put his hands
under the back of his head and smiled. "Della,"
said he, "let's put our Christmas presents away and keep 'em
a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the
watch to get the money to buy your combs. And now suppose
you put the chops on." The magi, as you know, were wise
men--wonderfully wise men--who brought gifts to the Babe in
the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas
presents. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones,
possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of
duplication. And here I have lamely related to you the
uneventful chronicle of two foolish children in a flat who
most unwisely sacrificed for each other the greatest
treasures of their house. But in a last word to the wise of
these days let it be said that of all who give gifts these
two were the wisest. O all who give and receive gifts, such
as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the
magi.
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